Here's a story about a man with two loves:
Walter had two childhood loves: singing waiters and rollerskating waitresses.When he grew up, he wanted nothing more than a restaurant that had both.
So, after lying to the bank about the true nature of his dream-restaurant, he bought all the kitchen and wireless microphone equipment he needed, laid out the tables around a roller-derby track, and went on a hiring spree.
Now it's one thing to hire singers, rollerskaters, and waiters. But it's another thing entirely looking for all three on the same resume.
A few broken bones and stained uniforms later, Walter gave up.
He sold pizza instead.
Which do you love more?
