You might have seen me talk about this yesterday on my main site. It lent itself perfectly to a monologue...
Typical alarm clocks can be turned off with a single button. On the other hand, the alarm clock function on my cell phone requires me to hit... let's see: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 buttons. Of course, there's the much simpler option to press and hold the power button to turn the phone completely off before the alarm sounds. I suppose that's why I pulled out my phone at 10:30 today and it's completely off. Which is why I got a watch. To tell time when my cell phone is off. This is how my mind works. Or, in this case, fails to work.

