Tomer Israeli was late with his bunny story for this week, but it's finally arrived...
Five months ago farmers all over the world reported broken cages and missing bunnies, but nobody connected these acts.Three months ago people reported attacks of relatively large bunnies.
Two weeks ago big red-eyed bunnies twice the size of humans started attacking big cities and small villages.
Last night I turned on the television and a big bunny was staring into the camera. It spoke perfect English: "First dinosaurs, then man, now bunnies! We control the planet!"
Today I joined a group of survivors. We're not gonna take it lying down.
Tomorrow I'll be hunting wabbits, ha ha ha ha.
