Tomer Israeli steals a line from Albert Eisntein...
I run the craps table at the Paradise Casino. I love my work. I especially love it when celebrities come. Actors, singers, TV show hosts, Laurence Simon. I even like it when evil celebrities show up: Mobsters, lawyers, politicians, Michael Moore.When the manager told me God himself is coming to the casino, I was so excited. I wanted him to play craps, so that I could be near him. When I saw god and his bodyguards at the casino I shouted: "God, over here! Come play here!"
One of his bodyguards gazed at me. "God does not play dice!"
As for his comment at the end, well, I'm sorry, Tomer, but I don't go on fishing trips.
