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Lawyerbot

What if Bill Gates were a killer like OJ is?

Lawyers who had defended the most savage and brutal mass-murdering war criminals had refused his case. Not even for tens of billions of dollars.

"Keep your blood money," they told the multi-billionaire software mogul..

So, faced with using court-appointed chumps, he decided to defend himself.

He took a long weekend to re-engineer his massive search engines to scour every law book, every court record, and every TV court drama script.

The beta hung the jury. And the Gold release won.

As revenge, he distributed the Lawyerbot program for free.

Lawyers sued to stop him. But Lawyerbot beat them, of course.

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