As I was doing laundry tonight, this one came to mind...
Some stains don't come out easily.No, I'm not talking about grape juice stains. We get enough of those in the clothes people donate through us.
I'm talking about spiritual stains. Echoes of misery and agony, soaked into the fabric beyond the reach of any detergent.
Put on a haunted suit, the wedding goes bad.
Put on a haunted ball cap, you get headaches.
Put on a haunted dress, your tits sag.
That's why we use a laundry that has a full-time exorcist on staff. Removes the curses.
But if you don't pay, we can always put them back in.
