Since it's Easter, I thought I'd post up an Easter-themed 100 word story...
I know you've heard of the DaVinci Code, but have you heard of the Dali Code?Just as the true nature of Christ is in a vault only reachable by following clues laid out by Leonardo DaVinci's work, Salvador Dali's work is a map to the Missing Fifteenth Station of the Cross.
Dali? Devout?
Of course he was. Why else would he paint Crucifixion?
Okay, so here's the secret: Between having his clothes stripped off and getting nailed to the cross, Jesus was slapped with a fish in a bowler hat.
Okay, so he was a weird kind of devout.
Happy Easter, you crazy bastards!