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The Horrible, Terrible, Very Bad Breakfast Cereal

Elisson develops a new breakfast cereal...

Harrison lifted the spoon to his mouth and started chewing. His face contorted into a mask of disgust.

"Jeezus! What is this shit?"

"Exactly," replied Johnston.

"We did some research. Turns out most mammals do a lousy job of extracting nutrients from food. Plenty of stuff just - goes to waste, you'll pardon the expression. We're simply running it through a second time.

"Plus, the ingredients are practically free. Think of the variable margin - like printing money!"

Harrison considered this briefly, rolling a kernel of corn around on his tongue.

"Add a sugar frosting and put a bear on the box."

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