I know that a lot of you have been wondering where I've been with the wacky adventures thing. Well, there's a lot of quotes left to use, but I want to make sure I'm doing them the right amount of injustice.
Twenty-seven rewrites later, I think this one is ready:
General Grant slid the card across the table to his Commander In Chief and winked.Abe looked at it:
"HOUSE OF PAIN"
"They're good," said Grant. "They've got S&M clubs here in Washington, New York, Boston, and Atlanta. Made Sherman think twice about burning the city down."
Abe slid it back to Grant.
"As I would not be a slave," said Abraham Lincoln. "So I would not be a master."
"Fine," Grant said. "Your loss. I'll take Stanton this weekend."
Abe left the room, went upstairs, and put on his diaper.
"I want my bottle!" he shouted.
Mary Todd sighed.
Epsiodes 93 through 100 are already written, so there's less than forty to go before we hit the home stretch.
