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The Wacky Adventures Of Abraham Lincoln 56

It's time to keep up the pace with those Abraham Lincoln stories...

Abe firmly believed that if he forfeited the confidence of his fellow citizens, he could never regain their respect and esteem.

First, he promised candy. Lots of it.

Nobody fell for that. They never did.

Then he offered flowers to everyone. Some people warmed to his overtures, but they saw that he'd given out flowers to everyone and thought even worse of the desperate president.

Finally, he sent soldiers around to beat everyone up.

Sure, they didn't regain their respect and esteem, but they sure as hell feared him.

"Good enough for me," said Abe.

What a bully he was.

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