Went to a wedding on Saturday. As a Groomsman, my job was to stand between the Best Man and the Bible-reading Groomsman. Apparently, they needed someone in between their height for a nice riser effect.
Anyway, this story came to mind as I stood there, confused:
Sarah and Jake stuttered badly, so they found a stuttering priest for their wedding.Cute, right?
Not exactly.
The ceremony was five hours long. Two bridesmaids and a groomsman fainted from the heat.
After careful review of the videotape, we believe the happy couple were actually married to each other. Or the father of the bride to his daughter. We do know for a fact that the Maid Of Honor ended up married to the six year-old ring bearer and the ushers married to each other.
As for the vows, we have no freaking idea what they promised each other.
