Okay, how about a story about a spooky golf course?
You'd think that a golf course built on a graveyard would be creepy, but once you get beyond the shock of spectral caddies and zombie groundskeepers it's actually pretty nice. And a challenge to boot.I have yet to lose a single ball there. No matter where I whack it, my caddy finds it. Isn't that great?
You've got to be careful with summoning a caddy though. Light the candles in the wrong order or pause at the wrong moment during the spell, and you might end up summoning Satan.
He's a lousy caddy. Chews club heads, keeps score wrong...
No, I don't play golf.
