Because of the power failure today, I was unable to work on the Weekly Challenge. I'll have it assembled and published tomorrow morning.
Until then, Here's a story to tide you over:
Bill bred the monkeys specifically for manual dexterity and docile temperament.The typewriters, hauled out of some warehouse, just needed dusting and fresh ribbons.
Writers Guild representatives caught wind of Bill's plan and used everything short of poisoning the banana supply to stop him.
Despite these evil schemes, Bill persevered, and his simian legions grew.
And produced.
At first, random garbage was the result. Lots of stained, crumbled sheets of typing paper covered with garble.
Then, smashed typewriters and the occasional dead monkey.
They never did manage to produce Shakespeare, but made a fine line in Bill's obituary years later.
