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The Pain Bank

I will probably turn this into a dialogue tomorrow. I'll just post the narrative today and play with it a bit later...

They called it a pain bank.

Just like blood banks store blood and sperm banks store sperm, pain banks store pain.

From pinpricks and itches through agonizing toothaches all the way up to the worst gut-wrenching, torture imaginable, they had every kind of pain in their massive iron vaults.

Suffering too much pain? Put in a deposit.

Feeling detached, or looking for a little masochistic rush? Head to an ATM. Make a withdrawal.

Feel something. Feel something really bad for a while.

Getting over the pain is the biggest rush, you know.

Just don't fall behind on your interest payments.

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