I love twisting catchphrases of heroes...
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum," said the hero. "And I'm all out of bubblegum."The villain checked his pockets.
"I think I have some bubblegum," he said.
"What?" asked the hero.
"I have some gum," said the villain, holding out a pack. "Strawberry flavor?"
"I like strawberry," said the hero.
The villain handed the hero a piece.
"Thank you," said the hero, sticking it in his mouth. "That's nice of you."
He chewed it, blew a bubble, and fell over dead.
The villain laughed his best laugh, then stopped when he realized nobody could hear him.
