Elisson has a really sick and twisted story for you today...
A rabbit hopped into a bakery."Ya got any carrot cake?" asked the rabbit.
"Sorry, no," said the baker.
The next day, the rabbit came back.
"Ya got any carrot cake?" asked the rabbit.
"Sorry, no," said the baker.
This went on for days. The baker began to feel bad for the rabbit, and so he decided to bake a carrot cake - cream cheese icing, the works.
The next day, the rabbit came back. "Ya got any carrot cake?" he asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do!" said the baker with a smile.
"Tastes like shit, doesn't it?"
