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Eat You Up

"You're so cute I could just eat you up" is something I say to the kittycats a lot. But I've never done anything like this... yet.

"You're so cute, I could just eat you up," said Ben to Vicki. "So I will."

Then he beat her skull in with a hammer.

Not even a scream. One minute, she was staring up at him, and then next she was a bloody heap on the floor.

Ben made the rookie mistake of freezing her before cutting her up. Everybody knows that you should cut up your meat fresh and then freeze it.

Okay, maybe not everybody, but Ben should have done his homework before bashing in Vicki's brains.

In the end, she was only good for soup stock.

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