I've got a backlog of stories from the gang, so I'd better catch up quickly before I get further behind. Here's one by Elisson...
The world looks different when you have eyes on the side of your head.That was the first thing I noticed. That, and my craving acorns.
The last thing I remember about my old life was the ground coming up at us. Fast. Those damned passengers - why couldn't they have just accepted the inevitable? Instead, it's "Let's roll" and we end up in a Pennsylvania field. It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
I really thought there would be seventy-two virgins waiting for me. Yeah, sure: all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Guess the Hindus were on the right track after all.
