Elisson engages in a little word play with an Iranian...
Eraj the Iranian was fussy.He was fussy about his Farsi.
He liked Fanta, because it was fizzy...but it made him fat.
He shaved but rarely; his face was fuzzy.
He feared flatulence, but he was fated to fart.
He preferred Persian sausages, for they were Farsi forcemeat.
He had exceptional vision; he was a far-seeing Farsi.
He was a man who tilled the soil; he was a Farsi farmer who favored fava beans.
He had few faults, favoring facts over opinions.
Eraj, the fat, fussy, fizzy, fuzzy, flatulent, far-seeing Farsi farmer who favored favas, was a fine friend.
Finis.
