Have you ever had to deal with an idiot like this?
I'm sure your computer guy sucks, but he's nothing compared to our computer guy - Stan.Stan once changed everybody's email passwords, then when people asked what their new passwords were, he emailed them out to everyone.
As much as everyone complained, the company wouldn't get rid of him. In fact, they gave him a raise and ordered him a company car.
The HR people were thoroughly disgusted, and then he showed up.
"Where's my car?" asked Stan.
"It's in your parking space," the HR people said.
"Cool," said Stan. "Where are the keys?"
"We locked them inside the car."
