Welcome to my evening...

I'm an idiot.

I bought a case of Coke Zero the other day. You know, something different than the usual iced tea and water and red wine.

So I put a can in the fridge and one in the freezer.

Which did I drink? The one in the fridge.

Later, I needed some more ice, so I opened the freezer and...

Coke Zero everywhere.

I work at a place that has this sign on the break room fridge: "Do not put soda cans in the freezer or they will explode."

I think I need one of those signs at home.

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