I don't use enough readily-recognizable Hispanic characters, so to avoid LULAC's wrath, here's a pair to bump up the demographics.
Luis and Hector were waxing the Camaro when Apollo The Sun God showed up."I need a favor," he said. "My chariot's in the shop. Can you pull the sun across the sky today?"
Luis and Hector looked at the Sun God, looked at each other, and then high-fived.
"Nothing fancy, okay?" said Apollo.
"Sure thing, Mister," said Luis. Hector nodded.
Sometime around Noon, the Camaro's rear end burst into flames.
Apollo watched the Camaro, the Sun, and the two volunteers fall from the sky.
"I guess they didn't use a second layer of wax," said Apollo. "Just like Icarus."
