Usually, I write my stories using the following method:
- Settle on a punchline
- Come up with a simple archetype for a character
- What is the natural enemy of the archetype
- Torture the hell out of one of them
- Finish them off in a way that sets up the punchline
I rearranged the lines in this one so it made more sense.
They found Tony impaled on the unicorn's horn on the Merry Go Round."I want to ride on the unicorn!" he had shouted not less than an hour ago. "Now! Now! Now!"
The past year had been hell on Tracy. Being a big sister to a little brat was sheer hell.
Tracy smirked at the thought, and stepped up on the platform to get a closer look at her stepbrother.
His drooled blood, but the little retard was still smiling.
She stuck a hand in Tony's pocket, pulled out the rest of his ride tickets, and ran for the Midway.
