Yet another bit of blasphemy for your enjoyment and outrage.
You'd think being Jesus Christ's roommate would be cool, right?Wrong, man. The guy's seriously messed up.
First off, his pet goldfish. He brings his friends over, multiples the thing, and eats all of the fishes alive except one.
Sticks that last one back in the fishbowl for the next time.
Then there's the toaster. Sticks two slices of bread in the thing, thousands of slices pop out.
Crumbles it all up to feed the birds in the park.
I'd throw him out, but he keeps promising to cure my leprosy.
He never does, though.