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Wheels on the bus

Let's take the old rhyme to its ugly conclusion.

The wheels of the bus went round and round.

Right over the skateboarder.

Sure, he had pads and a helmet on, but the bus crushed his chest and killed him.

The pads, helmet, and skateboard gathered dust in the garage until they got sold at a garage sale.

That kid flew out of a half-pipe and was impaled on a fencepost.

Once again, the gear was passed along.

Kid after kid, the bodies started to pile up.

Until a restaurant bought the stuff as wall decoration.

Nobody else got hurt from using it.

But the restaurant burned down, killing ten.

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