What sins keep Doctor Odd up at night?
Doctor Odd's red-rimmed eyes peered at the hundreds of monitors on the wall. "Why are you watching all of these science conferences at once?" asked his assistant. "I must remain current," said Odd. "I cannot allow ignorance to take a hold of my great mind. I must know everything." The assistant smirked. "Don't you need to sleep at some point?" "I am asleep," said the mad scientist, tapping the glowing green steel cap on his head. "This device allows me to dream all of this." His assistant shrugged, turned into a hot dog, and flew back to the Mushroom Kingdom.