Elisson gets Biblical on your asses...
The Ark settled down on its resting place atop Mount Ararat as the floodwaters receded.Noah threw open the doors. It had been an arduous journey, but he felt cleansed - cleansed down to his very soul. He smiled. Time to plant a vineyard and build a new world!
Three years later, a grumpy Noah sat around the fire after his thousandth postdeluvian meal of wine and fish.
"I sure miss all them critters, Lord. A steak once in a while would be nice."
A heavenly Voice boomed, "Don't blame Me, Noah. I quite clearly said 'animals,' not 'enemas.'"
"Oopsie."
