Elisson originally wrote this for a Weekly Challenge, but the midget did it for him...
Manny gripped one end of the elastic between his teeth and pulled. When the vein in the crook of his left arm looked just right, he stabbed the spike in. Pressing the plunger home, he sighed with pleasure. Aaaaahhhh.Suddenly, "Pomp and Circumstance" blared. Rough hands lifted him, propelling him across a hastily-erected stage. A rolled-up piece of paper was thrust into his hands. After a quick handshake from a black-robed dignitary, he was booted off the platform, landing in a refuse can.
He unfurled the paper. Who knew that graduating from marijuana to hard drugs would be so formal?
