Whoever chose the topic forgot that there's one lunatic who will do anything to have some fun with God and Jesus...
Tired with trying to figure out what He was thinking with the platypus, God decided to check the mail. He walked up to The Wall and pulled a note through the stones. "Oh dear god, what is that smell?" God stepped back and sniffed. Rotten... sweet... fish? "Jesus!" he groaned, looking at His son. "What the Hell is that crap you're wearing?" "Wearing?" said Jesus. "Oh, no. I was working on a Pad Thai and... I must have splashed myself with the fish sauce!" God grumbled, got out the hose, and said:"Now don't go turning this into wine, kid..."