Want to learn about the dark side of Christmas?
The day after Christmas, Santa's elves partied and celebrated another year's work finished.On the other side of the North Pole, Santa's trolls were dealing with returns, damaged toys, injury claims, technical support, and instruction booklets in the wrong language.
"Fucking elves!" growled the Head Troll. "Those incompetent twerps get all the credit for shipping out shoddy toys, but we're the ones having to clean up their crap."
"We should strike," said a few of the trolls, and they grumbled agreement.
At first sign of revolt, Santa stomped into the Troll Barn with a bullhorn and a bullwhip.
"Back to work, you sonsabitches!" he shouted.
