The topic was Bad Ideas, and there's one place you can go to get lots of them...
The most dangerous place on the planet is not Iraq or Gaza or some other war-torn hellhole, but the sidewalk around the Patent Office. It used to be easy to get from the street to the front door, but these days every scatterbrained crackpot in the country has been drawn like a magnet to this place. Edison once said that genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration, but these folks ain't geniuses, so that other one percent is probably booze. Try to resist the temptation to use up your Bumblaster (patent pending) batteries, hold your nose, and follow me.
