The topic at 100wordstories.com sucked beyond recovery, so I decided to make one for a refrigerator magnet...
Lois looked at all of the refrigerators and compared their features, but she couldn't make up her mind which one to buy.The salesclerk said, "I think I can help you." He led her to a circular room with refrigerators of every brand and model along the perimeter.
Then, he handed her a refrigerator magnet.
"Close your eyes and spin!" he commanded.
She did so.
"Throw!" he shouted.
She threw the magnet.
"Stop and open your eyes," he said.
She'd thrown the magnet at the door they came in through.
"Just buy the damn Whirlpool," he sighed.
This magnet will be up at Cafepress until I come up with another.
Also, I may be buying a bunch of these and mailing them out as participation prizes in the Weekly Challenge. Stay tuned... announcement in 2007.

