Let's write about a poisoning today...
I can't decide which is worse - having to scrape all this gum from under these desks all day or mopping up the shit and piss from a dead kid. Yeah, it's a headscratcher. You see, bubblegum is easy to poison. Just use a powder that looks like the sugar they dust this crap with. The wrappers untwist without tearing. A little heat seals them back up. Then you leave it out in a candy dish, the kid takes it... and WHAM problem solved. Usually, they swallow it. I hate it when it falls out and sticks to the floor.
Pickle Tales Round 3 is up, and my story "War of the Words" is one of the five stories in this round.
Please take a moment (okay, forty-five minutes) to listen to all five stories, register for the forums, and then cast your vote.
