This one is about Moses, not Jesus. But it does fit the Broken Bible Stories motif...
Moses waited for the tablets to cool before picking them up. "Are you going to keep these," asked God. "or are you going to be a prick and smash them again?" "My blood sugar was low," said Moses. "And besides, you had some pretty bad spelling errors on that last pair." "It's not my fault you dumb Jews don't write down vowels," said God. "'Thou shalt spell Michelle with one L?'" said Moses. "What the hell is that about? Who the fuck is Michele?" "Hurry up, messenger boy," said God. "Your people are going nuts again." Moses bowed and left.