Let's keep going with our old martyred friend, taking a fresh angle with his famous quotes one by one...
Throughout the city, the Founding Fathers were rising from their graves, walking around the town in their tattered rags.Abraham Lincoln was overjoyed.
"What do they think of my handling of the current conflict?" asked Lincoln. "And what do they think of their beloved Constitution now?"
"We don't know," said Stanton. "They keep moaning 'brains' and eating people."
Lincoln frowned and picked up a shotgun. "I guess we'd better take care of this quickly."
Bill Seward grabbed Lincoln's sleeve. "You can't possibly be suggesting we attack the Founding Fathers?"
Lincoln pointed the shotgun at Seward. "Maybe you're one of them..."
