I've decided that it's time to shed all pretense and go all-out Explicit this holiday season.
The Three Wise Men took Joseph aside."This was a virgin birth?" asked Caspar.
"It sure as hell is," said Joseph. "That freaky bitch took it up the ass and in the mouth, but never where it counted."
Balthasar winced. "I'm not sure she's technically a virgin after that," he said.
"No, it's a virgin birth," said Melchior. "But she's a dirty slut."
All three agreed.
They were also tired of screwing their camels, so they asked Joseph if they could gangbang Mary.
"Frankincense? Myrrh? I don't need that stuff," he said. "But throw in the Gold, and she's yours."