I did a search for 100 word stories out on the net and found Alan P. Scott, a fellow fan of HWRNMNBSOL. Here's the first of three stories he's generously contributed to the podcast for your enjoyment...
My cubicle has the best feng shui in the office. Everybody says so. The monitor is angled just right to repel demons, and little strips of black tape tell me where my pens and pencils go for optimum efficiency.The only problem is, it's not working. I have been passed up for promotion *three times*, each time beaten by a cheerful slob with a messy desk. It's not fair.
Master Yap is willing to provide one more consultation. I know now what I must do.
No more desk. No more chair. I sit on the mat and wait for promotion.