How about a New Year tale?
I gotta tell you, it's good to be the king.Man, what a party last night. Whole country was out saying goodbye to the old year and ringing in the new year.
Of course, those party-pooper rebels had to come by and shoot up the decorations and my security guards.
Why do people insist on firing their guns on New Years? Don't they know that people get hurt that way?
The firefight didn't last long. My troops overwhelmed the guerrillas and they're all now in jail.
All I need to do is...
Ha ha ha... caught myself dating a death warrant with 2006.
Happy New Year, everyone.
