What if a statue came to life?
Lady Liberty wanted to weep as she watched the towers burn.Later that night, she pried loose the Emma Lazarus poem at her feet and read it for the first time.
Disgusted, she tossed it into the harbor.
"Go somewhere else, huddled masses," she grumbled. "Pollute someone else's shore."
After careful thought, she decided to keep the torch and book.
The torch came in handy for seeing threats at night.
The book was great for whomping them.
After a few assaults on passing ships, the government shut the island down for "Security reasons."
Eventually, she slept, and the tourists returned.