It's time to walk the... dog?
"Stowaway! Stowaway!""Grab the landlubber!" shouted the Captain.
The pirates tied up the stowaway and shoved him across the deck.
"Make him walk the plank!" shouted the Captain.
The First Mate slid the plank out, but it fell overboard and floated away.
"Well, shiver me timbers," said the Captain, "What will we make him walk now?"
"We could make him walk the dog," said the First Mate.
"Yarr," said the Captain, releasing the stowaway and handing him a plastic bag. "Be sure to pick up all the dog crap."
"Why?" asked the stowaway.
"We don't want this to turn into a poop deck, you see," said the First Mate.
