This was inspired by an old Bucket podcast episode...
Abraham Lincoln stood before the prisoners of war and scowled. "You Virginians shed barrels of perspiration while standing off at a distance and superintending the work your slaves do for you," he said."So?" said a Virginian soldier. "What of it?"
Abe walked up to the soldier and whispered in his ear: "How do stay smelling so fresh?"
"We cover ourselves with pumpkin pie," said the soldier.
Abe leaned in close, took a whiff, and then licked the neck of the soldier.
"It is," he said. "Delicious!"
For the rest of his days, Lincoln covered himself with fresh pumpkin pie.
Thirty episodes to go!