It's another twisted bit of verse from out old friend Caleb Bullen from the Black Tie Martini Club Oddcast...

I'm growing bored with bondage And sodomy's the same I'm not wishing for submission That's such a tired game. I need to find a new kink To keep me in the pink

Vanilla, vanilla my new kink is vanilla
From Kurachi to Manilla the brand new thing
Is vanilla

It's the best form of rebellion
To stop being such a hellion
It has filled in all I lack
To give away my leathers black
When you're bored with whips and being scary
Why not try it missionary

When you're tired of dressing like a guerrilla
Try the new kink
Vanilla

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