One of my favorite books is Alice in Wonderland.
The Disney movie is an abomination, but excellent story-fodder:
I sat down on my welcome mat and stared at the bizarre doorknob on my front door.The old brass fixture had been replaced with the talking animated doorknob from Alice In Wonderland.
And it didn't want to open.
I waved a key in front of its eyes.
"This is the key to my house," I said. "Now open the door."
"That key's dirty!" said the doorknob. "Clean it first!"
"I've got nothing to clean it with," I said. "Open wide."
"I'll bite your fingers off!" it threatened, snapping its teeth.
I really need to cut back on the acid.
