Hello, everyone. My name is Laurence Simon.
I'm in the final round of the Pickle Tales Story competition at Podcast Pickle, and I need your support.
But most of all, I need your love.
You see, I used to have the support of a little brown cat named Piper. She and I had been together ten years, and we were a team up through the first four rounds of this competition.
But her little kitty heart gave out during the fifth round of competition. Just like Rocky Balboa, I'd lost my Mickey.
Or maybe my Apollo Creed. Apollo from the fourth movie, not from the first or second, when he was beating the crap out of Rocky...
Oh, wait... like Adrian. Adrian always yelling from the crowd, and in the sixth movie, where she's dead, but... hold on... Rocky gets another chick to yell for him... "Rooooockkkkyyyyyyy!"
This isn't working.
Forget about the support and love and Rocky stuff.
I'll just settle for you listening to both stories, registering in the forums, and then voting for the one that you think is the best.
Once again, my name is Laurence Simon, and my neurologist would be proud I've remembered that fact throughout recording this entire piece.
Thank you.
