Hello, everyone. My name is Laurence Simon.
I'm in the final round of the Pickle Tales Story competition at Podcast Pickle, and I need your support.
It's been a tough competition so far, and so many talents have fallen by the wayside round by round to my devastating storytelling prowess.
There was... um.... that... um... Mexican-sounding... guy... and... the... funny group... those funny people... you know, the ones who do school assemblies?
Oh, and there was that guy who was really, really boring one round... and then there was the guy who... I think he wore a hat...
Okay, I admit. I didn't listen to any of the or pay attention to them. I just listened to my piece over and over, enjoying the sound of my own voice.
As so should you. Head over to the Podcast Pickle, register for the site, and vote for your favorite piece.
And if you really insist on it, listen to the two pieces. Not that I'm going to. I mean, why start now, right?
Once again, my name is Laurence Simon, not Tyler Durden.
Thank you.