Easter is right around the corner, so...
There we were, trying to eat a little breakfast before the daily crucifixions, when this big white rabbit shows up."Hey, kids!" he shouted.
Kids? We're Roman centurions.
He then pokes his nose into each bowl, splashing gruel all over the table. "Where's the cereal?" he asks.
"Halt, rabbit!" growled the unit commander.
But the rabbit wouldn't stop, and his furry feet kicked the bowls all over our uniforms.
"Where's the Trix?" he cried.
Later that afternoon, we nailed him up with the thieves and the loudmouth carpenter.
What a silly rabbit. Didn't he know that Trix are for Yids?