I'm not sure where this came from, but it's pretty weird.
When Tommy was little, he wanted a bicycle.His parents couldn't afford one, though.
So he prayed for it.
He'd dream of that bicycle every night, but it was never there when he woke up.
The kid across the street had one. A nice, shiny red bicycle. With a thumb-bell, too!
Tommy was jealous, and he wished that kid would die so he could get it in a garage sale.
Sure enough, the kid was out riding the bike and a dump truck hit him, killing him dead.
Sadly, the bike was crushed.
He bought the thumb-bell for 25 cents.