Got called an "odd duck" by someone today.
Good. It makes for an excellent topic.
Down Highway 27, they got one of them side-of-the-road animal carnivals that's been there forever and a day.Forget about that boxing kangaroo or the bear that wrestles folks for ten bucks. They ain't nothin'.
I wanna tell you about the Odd Duck: he's a duck that quacks every other quack.
Okay, so he was a lot more interesting when the Even Duck was around, because Odd would quack once, Even would quack the second quack, and so on.
But the Even Duck got himself run over.
Now, the Odd Duck just quacks once and waits, lookin' around for somethin'.
When life hands you ducks, make duckade.
