When people ask me where the bad man touched me, I tell them "Cleveland."
He touched me in Cleveland.
It could have happened anywhere, really. Dallas, Chicago, Denver... but there was a huge storm in Buffalo that night. So the airline diverted the flight in Cleveland and forgot about us.
No hotel rooms.
No food.
Nothing.
We dragged chairs together and slept in the terminal.
And that's when the bad man touched me.
In Cleveland.
And I liked it.
In fact, I'm going back to Cleveland next week.
We'll see if the bad man is there, too.
I hope so.
