The last time I went to the beach, there were lots of watchtowers along the shoreline.
In every watchtower was a spotter, looking over the ocean for swimmers and surfers in danger.
The moment they spotted one, they raised the alarm.
Pretty soon, every watchtower raised their alarm, too.
Then... nothing.
"Don't you have any lifeguards on duty?" I yelled up at the tower.
"Lifeguards?" yelled a spotter. "We're too busy spotting. Besides, the public is all about perception of vigilance, not action."
Since then, I've stayed the hell out of the water.
But then, so have the spotters, too.
